Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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