Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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