Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Randomize