Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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