is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
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Is it because I queefed?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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