I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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