do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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