It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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