we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
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I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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