just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
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I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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