Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Couch. On fire.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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