Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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