I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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