ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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