Midget sex pt 2 tonight
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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