Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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