It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
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I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
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He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
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Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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