you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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