And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
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I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
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She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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