I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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