My entire life is one complicated drinking game
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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