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i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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