I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Randomize
