Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
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