She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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