Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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