I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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