He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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