Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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