This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Best friends brother. Beat that.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
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We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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