Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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