Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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