I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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