u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I wish i was in the wii world.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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