I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
So squirting runs in the family.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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