She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
