So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
How does it feel to date your dad?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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