apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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