Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
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He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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