Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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