I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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