Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
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I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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