At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
