Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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