Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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