I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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