Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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