He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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