planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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