the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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