Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
We smell like vodka and hangover
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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