what if I'm pregnant?
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Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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