you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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