Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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